Stay Salty
When I was a teenager, I once got so mad at my younger brother that I launched a salt shaker at his head – fortunately missing, but the container itself still suffered. If you’ve never seen eight billion grains of sand scattered around a kitchen, you would be amazed at how far they can go, and I can assure you that they get into every nook and crevice and are remarkably hard to remove.
I no longer have that temper (which is good, because I’d like to think that I have better aim), but I have transferred some of the energy I previously aimed at freshwater fishing into the salt.
This hat from Fishy AF might be a good reminder of where I’ve been and where I’m going.
But if you need a Costanza-esque reminder of how not to lose your cool, check out this one from the Tail Fly Fishing Magazine shop.
And if you refused to change, SeaSeñor"Salty AF has your number.
If you desire an apparel company selection that deals with salty angling more generally, check out the following:
If none of those properly spice up your fishing experience, check out these other brands: