You go to Louisiana for seafood and outdoor sports, not for counting carbs or calories. That goes double at sportsman’s paradise Grosse Savanne near Lake Charles, where the bite is so good that you power through every post-meal food coma.

We are fortunate to be able to go to many luxurious fishing resorts with great food, and some not-so-luxurious ones that also have great food. That’s not a strict necessity, of course, so long as the fishing is good, but the Robbins family will go out of our way for exceptional eats. Hanna somehow manages to keep the pounds off through her Orange Fitness Theory cult, but my belly speaks for the both of us.