I am not a fan of the necktie in any form – conventional, bowtie, ascot or otherwise. I feel that it’s an antiquated social signifier that has outlived its usefulness, but as I’ve written previously, “if you’re going to wear a tie it might as well be a fun one.” Nothing’s more fun than tuna.

There are all sorts of ways to document the length of your catch, including shirts with rulers and regulations built into their design (which may or may not account for shrinkage). Don’t stop there — other options abound.