If you’re going to get wet when fishing for sailfish you might as well have boardshorts or swimming trunks that fully represent. We’ve seen videos of anglers getting in the water for shots with their soon-to-be-released sailfish, but we’re more comfortable in and around the pool at the lodge, with appetizers and cocktails, recounting the raises, bites and releases of that day.

In case you’re not a member of the country club set or a lacrosse bro, you might not be aware that “critter shorts” are an actual category of clothing. As the name suggests, they are shorts (often, but not exclusively khaki) with repeating sequences of animals or objects across them.