Pequeña Pero Fuerte

At Anglers Inn we are so lucky to have Betty Lopez Renteria as our masseuse. She may only weigh about 85 pounds, but if you closed your eyes before she came in the room, you’d think that it was a 250-pound steroid-addicted bodybuilder working you over. She’s that powerful. I don’t know where she gets it, but it’s amazing. Just ask anyone who has experienced her perfect touch.

Apparently the old saying is true: Dynamite does come in short sticks.

Her relaxing massage music, therapy oils and hot rocks (wherever they may fall) are a nice way to recover from a grueling day in the hot Mexican sun. You get back, grab a margarita, and then she works you over. Honestly, it’s the greatest bargain going. You’ve fished all day – you deserve it.

Not to worry, you big, strong, sweaty fishermen, I know that you aren’t as tough as us ladies, or as comfortable on the massage table, but Betty can be gentle with you when she needs to do so. You’ll leave the room refreshed, but feeling like a bowl of jelly. I just wish we could take her home, or fly her up to Lake St. Clair when our guides make us throw the 16 ounce “Pounder” for muskies all day.